ask yoda
at nearly 900-years-old, yoda has granted us the benefit of his wisdomand his wit (and stilted syntax) for nearly twenty years, thanks to george lucas and his marketing mavens. in joyous celebration of yoda's reappearance in our midst, for the first time ever on the internet, you yourself can interact with yoda to be educated, entertained, and even enlightened.

yoda knows all and in his generosity will share his knowledge with you. but beware!, ask only what you are prepared to know (in the form of a "yes or no" question). may the force be with you always.